Bar Girl's Picnic

If you go out in the street tonight you're in for a big suprise
every easy girl you know is through with you awful guys

for ever whore that ever there was
is on a break tonight because
tonight's the night the bar girls have their picnic

They don't give a fuck if you're rich or not, they don't want to see your tattoo
you can't even soften them up because no one is selling booze

No alcohol on election day
so angry drunks can vote Thaksin away
today's the day the bar girls have their picnic

Yep, it was fake election day yesterday. Continuous protests have been taking place in Bangkok for the last few months to get rid of Caretaker Prime Minister Thaksin because he's kind of a greedy bastard. To make sure people voted, all restaurants and bars were closed last night. This of course put the many bar girls out of the job for a night, so they took their makeup off and had dinner together at the food stands, or strolled along the moat together and laughed at their desperate and horny clients frantically looking for a hole to plug.

And by 12 o'clock they all went to bed because they're tired little hoes